Kids & Cats
H was taking her sock off –
Me – What are you doing?
H – giggles – I have an idea….
Poor Cheeto, has to smell stinky baby toes.
I still need to move back to the country, there is no door to door people peddling whatever the fuck they are selling.
H kills me! ALWAYS wants to do something! lol – LOVE that Target is the “red dot store”
AND lastly, my week rounds out with….
I get home and see Don and Jared in the driveway –
Me – Your offspring is extorting me for three hundred bucks to rat you out for something you did / bought at Costco.
Don – That didn’t take long.
Jared – Wait, what?
Don – Dharma ratting me out about Costco.
Jared – But we JUST got home.
Don – Ya, she probably did it on the drive home.
Jared – laughs.
Don – You have no idea.
Jared – I’ll sell it to you for two – fifty.
Dharma has never been able to keep a secret. Until this year. A month ago Don told me he bought me concert tickets for my birthday and Dharma had to do it for him – she never told me.
How quickly she went from keeping secrets to monopolizing them. LOL
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